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O, in-sink-er-at-or, who gives us life,
Thou who providest the heat and water
That sustaineth this existence of ours,

Thy usefulness extends to our breakfast
Such as cream of wheat and instant oatmeal,
Graciously giving us strength to last the day.

When the luncheon hour chimes its gleeful sound,
We rush to you with our top ramen,
cups o’noodles, and dehydrated soups,

Hunger-inflicted multitudes flocking thence,
And leaving your shiny sink in blissful hope.

As the sun lowers in the sky, the need
Arises for a caffeinated boost
Or a warm cup of some comforting drink.

Tea, herbal or black, instant coffee shots
Hot Chocolate, or even simple water,
Thou providest these kindly without fail.

Even the rare dessert, gelatinous,
Flavored with fruit, jiggly, wiggly, when chilled
Will find its advent with thy progeny.

The unbelievers stay with their hot pots,
The unknowing content themselves with dry foods,

But we, the true believers, the faithful
Will continue to come into thy presence
To fulfill our most basic needs

To pursue nutrition and satisfaction
Flowing forth from thy spout
“twist right for nearly boiling water”

Whether we pay or are paid to come
To this place of education of law
To feed our ever growing need for thought

We approach you with naught but adoration
For thy abundance of nearly boiling fluid.




Ten things that keep your sanity while in law school:
1. Good friends who feed you
2. Martini Thursday at the Garden
3. Flag Football or some other sort of organized activity
4. The library being open 24 hours, but don’t get a parking ticket!
5. Finding a good study group who you won’t mind crying in front of because you probably will.
6. Free food at varying club events
7. Coffee shops that stay open until midnight
8. Delivery subway, pizza, etc.
9. Free music from Ruckus!
10. The insinkerator!