Salt Lake City Memorial Day weekend 2008
“pregnancy box”
“I have an unlimited box because of what I do”
“we were not giggling and running up the stairs – no, it was down the stairs and then back up”
Sardines
“ I ran into the wall and hit my head!”
“I’m so sorry I felt you up in the hot tub” – “Don’t worry, I got you back last night”
“I am having so much fun with gays and lesbians in Park City”
“Stripper, stripping, whore, cowgirls! – it was undress”
Civil Procedure:
Woman suing because of a heifer that was hit when it wandered on the tracks.
"Thievery of precious chattels" - Jenn
Jessie and Bertha Parks collided with a train - "Guess who won"
"I was getting a hair cut one day. The Barber was talking about an ongoing lawsuit, "That woman is suing for loss of his condominium. I don't think he gave her that much condominium in the first place!"
“one bite at the apple”
"Bribing the judge is not acceptable, in most cases"
From the prologue of a book
"The reader may have before him 200 pages of the dreariest prose ever written by mankind."
"At the time, you made your money based on how many students took your class - Thank God they've abandoned that!"
So far today, he has mentioned Playgirl in passing as well as peuking in his mothers arms….
“Minus 5 minutes that I was exerting all my energy into Not Laughing out Loud!
LOL - Think a hierarchy of "norms" like Norm from cheers.
Ashley's contribution:
ashleyrokyta@hotmail.com says:
little norm medium norm and big norm...awesome
ashleyrokyta@hotmail.com says:
or like a hierarchy of drunkeness
ashleyrokyta@hotmail.com says:
sober norm tipsy norm drunk norm
I was crying I was laughing so hard!
So then, I read a myspace comment where a friend of mine said he was laughing so hard at a joke I posted that he blew a snot bubble.
Then I was shushed by the peanut gallery in front of me and ashley said - you're making a scene control yourself!
OMG -I almost had to leave!
And then that guy started shaking his ass at the same time Vincenti started talking about Norm again. I almost died.”
She started laughing in the middle of class – apparently if you google that professor’s name and look at images, a half naked woman comes up!
Head count: 35!
"Do you think he knows this isn't how big our section really is?"
All time most common quote: "WELLhhh"
Two words - I have no idea what the hell they mean or how they're spelled: reify, hyposthetis? Maybe he means hypothesis
A hypostetis means to treat as real something that is conceptual.
Reification is a synonym to a hypostetis.
What do you know, I learned something.
Missed it, I thought of a funny quote from freshman year of college. "In the first place, your honor, those weren't chickens."
Vincenti "Do you think you're wasting your time here?"
George started talking about people being on top and holding people down and some one always being on top….. Um….
"I'm having a hard time finding revolutionaries here."
"I don't hate men, neither do most feminists."
Jeremy: I don't mean to dominate the class discussion (I think)
Vincenti: I do! I'm the teacher!
"Act in good faith, do what you thin kis right. Nine times out of ten, you'll be right."
If I thought you were going to bring it up, I'd want to know so I can go find my own quack.
The infamous george
Vincenti whispers "Then scratch him off"
It'd be a pity if you only learned one thing out of class if you didn't get a chance to tell me of it.
" you laugh like this retard I used to know"
Torts: If you put a "but" in a sentence, people remember the second half.
T-shirt emblem.
Caution:
Please do not transport fireworks on the train.
Message brought to you by Long Island Railroad
" a breathtaking departure from tort law"
Judges say - "this is simple"
If you ever see a sentence saying clearly - it isn't clear, if it says it's simple, it isn't simple.
"When I teach remedies, people always sit in the back and make comments about blowing things up - I think they've been in law school too long and are getting tired of it."
"That’s enough hazing for one day - if you are in a state of trauma, I don't want to make it worse."
"you're a loser!" (to jenn chadband in the context of the hypo as her being the plaintiff)
"I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm protected by tort law."
Lol - Austin Powers "Oh, Behave!"
Help Lollipops Realize Candy is Viral
If you have everything down cold, the essay will be easy
Property wasn’t very entertaining
Random statement about the first vcr with a wired remote and new American Gladiator - Hulk Hogan getting old
"drugs aren't treating you so well in your old age"
Discussion about SG-1 :) Satz wants to be Teal'c! :D
To Jeremy: "What did you say, I was dazzled by your suit."
If they're gonna run this place like a kindergarten, I want milk and naps, baby.
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